Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Large Hadron Collider is ready

Large Hadron Collider is ready and tomorrow is the day of the day ... or the last day on Earth (Not really ... only in 21 October the particles will collide). In this night I will get laid (Is a good excuse for my wife to have sex), smoke, drink and laugh with my friends ... because is possible to be the last day and tomorrow will be the apocalypse. Don't be sad because will be a fast death. Anyway I selected some user comments from Internet what they think about that. Enjoy !


  • This thing is going to kill us all.

    Posted by Aaron August 1, 08 11:53 AM

  • It looks like Half life:)

    Posted by Palko August 1, 08 11:53 AM

  • awesome. where can we sign up to be the first person to jump into a black hole?

    Posted by science August 1, 08 12:03 PM

  • Hope there's not a cable loose somewhere...

    Posted by Jonathan August 1, 08 12:25 PM


hope the world gets sucked into a black hole, then god will look down upon these scientists and say *its not that easy now, is it?*

Posted by: Brandon Louis 3:51pm today

Black holes are good. They destroy greenhouse gases permanently. No more global warming.

Posted by: The Inconvenient Truth 3:50pm today

Don't worry folks MacGyver aka Jack O'Neil has ordered Samantha Carter to find a way to make this black hole go away. You all know how good looking and smart she is, and even if she fails the Asgard still owe us a favour.

Posted by: The Inconvenient Truth 3:46pm today

This all sounds like a James Bond movie minus the Casino full of pokies

Posted by: daniel of melbourne 3:16pm today

Relax! Everyone knows the world will end on December 21, 2012....well according to the Mayans anyway.

Posted by: Greg of Melbourne 2:47pm today

This mad beast starts up at 5pm EST tomorrow. Yay! I get to go to work for 9 hours, then at home time, the universe collapses!

Posted by: mog 2:46pm today

Woo hoo! Does this mean I may not have to cook tomorrow night?? Bonus!!

Posted by: Rona of Melbourne 1:49pm today


Reno. -> RE: End Of The World In 9 Days? (CERN) (1/9/2008 8:26:05 PM)

Stupid mortals. Play Half-Life, then we'll talk.

armageddonbride -> RE: End Of The World In 9 Days? (CERN) (1/9/2008 7:23:59 PM)

Reckon if I asked really nicely, they'd reschedule for the 14th? [X(]

Dead_Faerie -> RE: End Of The World In 9 Days? (CERN) (1/9/2008 7:21:32 PM)


Not before I move up to Manchester!!

Universe Today

# tacitus Says:
August 7th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

Nah — not a black hole — a wormhole allowing the evil hordes of the Hell dimension to invade Earth.

A much more entertaining way to die, don't you think?

# MIchael Says:
August 17th, 2008 at 3:21 am


i read through all the posts, must say some of you people have brought such a big amount of creativity into this conversation.

I live in Switzerland and will count on my country for not sucking up the whole universe!

I wish everybody a "HAPPY WAITING".

Best regards from Switzerland,


# Marco Says:
September 8th, 2008 at 8:25 pm

Man I dont care